Totally how I talk, the title. I bellowed it out to Dave the other day while I was playing hockey out back with Joe and thought what a great "blog title" that sequence of words would produce. Gotta "draw" you in somehow, after all.
I got a hockey helmet for myself after the Endocrine appointment on Tuesday. Now I can really put the "pressure" on Joe while playing hockey on our rink. A few penalties have been called on me..."tripping" and perhaps some "holding"...some "slashing"... and I try to take it easy on the "high sticking". No worries though, Joe and I still do a fist bump after we play to show our respect for one another and the game.
I am not sure if it comes through on here between posts showing my abs (for Laura Houston , while sporting some Tallygear) and my talk of oscillating mascara wands and hair spray, but I am a bit vain.
So I bought the helmet in hopes of preventing this:

Here is some updated skating footage:
A day-in-the-life of fun times with glucose tabs for Joe and beer for me. BTW, I was pleased to find that the Magic Hat bottle head and part of the neck fits through the cage on the helmet...I know, nothing says "class" like a Woodchuck toting, hockey mom chugging a beer while donning a helmet!
Have a great weekend!
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Ha ha ha ha - you made me laugh out loud this morning! Totally rockin the helmet sister!!!! And a great blog title!!!
HAHAHAHAHA Love it! Wish ya woulda posted a pic of you "Woodchuck toting, hockey mom chugging a beer while donning a helmet!"
That would have been the icing on the cake!
Wow! Don't let my husband see that awesome ice rink. He tried to make one years ago and spent hours on it, freezing himself.. Great job! Joe is one swift skater.
Sigh... I miss skating! Can I come over and play?
that kids got some skill, you go Boooyyyy!! are you sure he is not Canadian? :)
WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the helmet look. It fits you....please post a pic after you take the helmet OFF :) Cuz I know only you could truly rock the helmet head and make it gorgeous ;)
Happy weekend!
HA! Reyna, even down and dirty and hockey helmet and all...you're all class! Love it!
:D Us D peeps definitely have our own vernacular. :) I'm impressed by the way. I've never played ice hockey.
I see a future Blackhawk in the making!!!! ;D
Your rink looks awesome with all of the snow piled on the sides!! Very jealous! My youngest rocks at skating and hockey BUT REFUSES TO PLAY!!! Breaks my husbands heart!!
Just gotta say I <3 you..that's all =)
You Rock! You keep me reading and LMAO!
You are the smile-a-day that I bank on, Reyna. =)
Love you!!
So AWESOME! I wish I could come skate with you!
I dont do beer. Vodka water? Oh sorry I thought u were inviting me for a drink!
Your abs. Your abs. I am dying with jealousy. I too am vain I cannot lie but sadly the kids took my fabulous body lol
love seeing you and Joe play! Youre such an amazing mama!
Love youuuuu!!!
Um, are ya trying to make yourself look ugly and scary by drawing on your photo? Cause it ain't workin' sistah. Geesh. You are even a hot mama with a face mask helmet. I hate you.
Joe, on the other hand, I love. Look at him go! He has great balance and his speed on such a short rink is pretty impressive. Go buddy!
P.S. I just clicked on teh link to look at your abs. Yeah. I hate you more now.
He really is a good skater. Put some cones out on the ice and have him stick-handle around them.
Lol's all over this post! Have a great weekend.
You crack me up!!!
You are cuter than cute in that helmet - and chugging a beer just adds to your charm. :)
Damn you and your fabulous abs!! Is drinking beer what it takes to get those? If so, pass one on over! And I HATE beer!!!
You rock, as always! And so do your amazing kids!
I love your blog, I just read this as I'm on the way out the door to watch my D-boy play hockey. I too would have loved to have seen a pic of you drinking a beer through your helmet. Don't see that too much at Jacob's Novice 2 level, but I do see the glucose tabs through the helmet. Keep on rockin' the posts Reyna!
Man, that kid has some serious skill!!! Love it, love you...you are my go to girl for a smile :)
BTW, thanks for the suggestions on my post about nurses. I know that these ladies know what they are doing and they do do it well, I just have some control issues sometimes. I hate to make people feel like they don't know what they are doing, it's why I'm trying to back off a little and not step on people's toes. I think it would have been easier if our outgoing nurse had been able to orient these ladies...unfortunately that didn't happen. I just need to put my faith in them and trust it.
Heading over to check out your Docx page now.
Thanks my friend :)
Thanks for sending love over my way - this whole DOC thing rocks! Great blog, by the way. You are too much fun and your family is adorable!
You are so fucking cool! I love you and you fantabulous abs!!
Ummm - I totally drink beer so pass one my way. Downed a few Shiner Bocks on Friday night!! Woot-Woot!!
Seriously - you are such a kick ass mom!!!!
This had me cracking up!!! SUCH A FUN MOM!!!!!!!
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